Dunkin Donuts "Toasts Of The Town"

Dunkin Donuts recently decided to start serving personal pizzas and flatbread sandwiches. After all, there is only so much revenue you can suck out of donuts and cheap coffee. That said, this is something corporate should have thought of when they were coming up with the name. Dunkin Carbs, Or Dunkin Easy To Hold In One Hand High Caloric Food would have been good choices. In fact, having the smell of cheap sausage pizzas mixing with the coolata fumes is probably going to drive down sales of the bread and butter items and by bread and butter I mean donuts and obscene amounts of sugar.